got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
I just burped and it smelt like jagermeister
I feel like with the rumours about a fourth Jurassic Park I should go and rewatch them but they kinda scared me a bit as a kid esp. the one mainly focussed on the raptors (I think that’s 2 idk)
I’m not sure if that was just because I was like 7 or because I’m just a wimp hmm
Malcolm is having none of your shit today, John.
Jurassic Park (1993)
SUCH a babe <3
Maybe I’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new
The kid from Home Alone is now 33.
He was born in 1980.
As were Ryan Gosling, Jake Gyllenhaal, Kristen Bell, Chris Pine, Charlie Hunnam and Zooey Deschanel.
They are all the same age as the kid from home alone.
eyeliner game stronger than yours
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.
good omens is a masterpiece
There’s an art college round the corner from campus. Every time you go to uni it’s a game of spot the pretentious art student.
It is not a difficult game.
When I got up this morning the kitchen floor was covered in sugar.
11 hours later, nobody has done anything about the fact the floor is covered in sugar. Instead the sugar has just got stuck to everyone’s feet and trodden out into the hallway.
I live with a bunch of alcoholic idiots.