YOU’RE SUCH A FUCKING NERD GDI PHOEBE
You are unique. Just like everyone else.
Getting Meg to lock me out of my tumblr for the duration of exams or nothing’s ever going to get fucking done around here.
My last one’s about two and a half weeks away which is actuALLY STARTLINGLY SOON FUCK MY LIFE.
So yeah bye for a few weeks, I love you all and shit.
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Ged’s attempts to try and make me come to terms with going to uni omg
Oh man I really need a haircut what the fuck is going on here
sO MUCH HAIR
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
Today was my last day of college lessons ever.
Today I skived my last college lesson ever.
Tashiro-jima (or Tashirojima), 田代島, is a small island in Japan. It has become known as “Cat Island” due to the large stray cat population that thrives as a result of the local belief that feeding cats will bring wealth and good fortune. The cat population is now larger than the human population on the island.
THE PLACE TO BE
dreamvacation
Sorry I can’t hang out tomorrow I’m moving to Cat Island
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Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
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Anonymous asked:
Dear ex boyfriend, Dear future me, & Dear boyfriend,
1. Idk man you’re a bit of a fucktrumpet and we all know it, but I’m glad I met you and I wish you all the best in your future life and hope you learnt something vaguely progressive in the last two years.
Also considering you my ex is super weird ????? idk why I just think of you more as a friend now. A friend that I’ve wanted to punch on occasion.
2. Oh man I really hope we sort out our issues with having no motivation to do anything or this is gon make life kinda difficult. I hope going to uni wasn’t too bad and you’d better not have lost contact with anyone important.
Try and get back to Pompey at least once every 6 weeks yeah?
Get some new clothes too, you’ve had your purple hoodie since year 8 man.
3. Always suspect the quiet ones.
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],why the fuck not
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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
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I know this seems like a joke but this literally is the gist of what happened today.
This is the best ad for PS4 I’ve ever seen.
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